Hi, I'm Mike, and I'm just some casual gamer. I'm a horrible pixel artist who attempts humor and fails miserably. I enjoy a handful of games, like Pokemon, League of Legends, Spiral Knights, Legend of Zelda, and loads of other junk. If you're expecting high quality, original content, I'm afraid to say you're in the wrong place.
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ROP THAT BASS SKRILLEX,” yelled the police officer. sneering, sonny pushed open the door to the roof, tripping the emergency alarm. the officer followed closely after as it blared, squinting as the cold night air hit without mercy.
"you don’t want to do this," he yelled, leveling his gun. skrillex was at the edge now, leaning over the railing. with a slow throaty chuckle he turned around.
"don’t i, officer?" he smirked, the full moon gleaming off of his glasses. he clutched his prize closer to his chest.
"no you don’t. step away from the railing. we can talk about this." he clicked the safety off.
suddenly skrillex burst into motion, hopping over the railing and disappearing over the edge.
"NO," yelled the officer as he rushed to where he was standing. leaning over he looked down, expecting the worst. skrillex was nowhere to be seen. down below, the citizens continued walking, unaware of what had happened high above. the alarm had stopped blaring.
sighing, he reached for radio comm. “dispatch this is 2129.”
the radio crackled as the answer was pushed through. “did he get it?”
the officer grinned. “he got it.” he heard the cheers over the radio.
"i still don’t know how pulls off that disappearing act every time."
"who cares?" answered dispatch. "that asshole’s been stealing prize bass, tuna and salmon for months now. at least we finally have a lead."
"you think we would’ve thought about putting a tracker in the fish sooner," said the officer.
"well now we have. and he fell for it hook line and sinker."
I’m a fuckin’ adult
I whisper as I purchase video game shirts
as I eat ice cream for breakfast.
as I spend the whole day in my pajamas
as I sleep in until 5
There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes - The Fourth Doctor
A basic snapshot of the anthropology of Tumblr
what the actual fuck has my post become
i’ve actually been doing a nerdy PMD RP (not on ‘chatango, of course! -audience laughs-) for a few months now.
what a nerd
with all the time I’ve spent roleplaying these dumb characters with others you would think I have so many interesting things to write with them interacting with each other
a lot of people on this site dont have personalities besides apparently having really frustrated libidos